Jokes to break the ice



Jokes

You must have heard the first impression id the last impression that is why these amazing jokes are very important to make a stand while making new friends.....

1. Tell me How do you make a hot dog stand?
Ans:- Steal its chair.

2. Tell me How does a pig go to the hospital?
Ans:- In a hambulance.

3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me...

4. Tell me What can you hold without ever touching it?
Ans:- A conversation.

5. Tell me What clothes does a house wear?
Ans:- Address (A dress).

6. What did one elevator say to the other?
Ans:- I think I am coming down with something!

7. Tell me What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Ans:- It is time to go to sweep.

8. Tell me What did the necktie say to the hat?
Ans:- You go on ahead (head). I will hang around for a while.

9. What did the right eye said to the left eye?
Ans:-   Something smells in between us

10. Tell me What did the rug say to the floor?
Ans:- Donot move! I have got you covered!


Boss joke

  • Question: “How to kill an ant?Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!
Student: Mix some Chilly Powder with Sugar,& keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for some Water. Push it into the water tank. Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire,When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU.! And Remove Oxygen Mask from it’s Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!


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