Jokes for kids

Jokes for kids

1. Meri post puri trah natural or prachin hain,
ise share krne se aapko koi swasthy se judi pareshani nahi hogi,
karke dekhe accha lagta hain.

2. Agar ek traf peasa or dusri traf akal ho to tum kya chunoge?
Ram: peasa
Teacher: agar main tumhari jagha hoti to akal chunti
Ram: maam jiske pas jiski kami hogi ve vahi chunta hain.
Teacher aajtak behos hainπŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

3. English bolane ka bhoot jab dimaag par chadhata hai to kuchh is prakaar ka maahaul ban jaata hai..
teechar – kal tum koching nahin aaye kahaan the.? student – vo kal hamaare yahaan mandir mein byuteephul trejadee tha na, isalie nahin aa paaya. teechar – byuteephul trejadee se matalab ? student – matalab sundar kaand tha. teechar abhee bhee sadamen hai…

4. koee bataega philmon mein istemaal hone vaale takiye (pillow) kahan milte hain ? jisse ladte ladte hero heroin usake parakhachche uda dete hai ? ek hamaare ghar ka takiya hai , aaj mummy ne phenkr maara to main do mint ke lie koma mein chala gaya thaπŸ˜€

5. rel πŸš† ke dabbe me chintu ki ma ne chintu se kha -
chup chap bethe rho, shararat ki to mar khaoge!
chintu - mar kr dekho, main tikat chacker ko apni umr bta dunga.

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