Jokes to tell your crush

If you want to impress someone, the best way to do so is to make them lought...for that this is the best place. We make you smile even if you are in really bad mod. Here are some funnieast jokes of all time to tell your crush...and after reading be shore to tell us which one was the one you ROFL on.
Jokes to tell your crush

1. My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

2.  I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn’t find any.

3. Teacher: “Anyone who thinks they are stupid may stand up!”
Nobody stands up
Teacher: “I’m sure there are some stupid students over here!!”
Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: “Ohh, Johnny you think you’re stupid?”
Little Jimmy: “No… i just feel bad that you’re standing alone…”

4. Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbors house
Police: Where is your neighbors house?
  Me: If i tell you, you wont believe me.
Police: Tell me
Me: Next to my house

5. Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck , just say daddy!
Baby: F*ck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: F*ck!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.

6. Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! *Run away*

7.  I told my dad to embrace his mistakes,
He cried, and hugged my and my sister.

8. Why aren’t banana’s ever lonely? …because they come in bunches!

9. Who’s there? ....
Letus ......
Letus Who? 
Letus in and you’ll find out!

10. What did one snowman say to the other?
...It all smells like carrots to me

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